1. You open the refrigerator one morning to find that most items are frozen because your two-year old adjusted the temperature dial when you weren't looking.
2. You find dried boogers randomly wiped on walls throughout the house.
3. You can hold a crying baby and wipe a toddlers bottom at the same time.
4. You learn that "sleeping through the night" does not apply to you. So next time someone asks, "Does your baby sleep through the night?" You can say, "No, and neither do I, nor does the two-year old when she's sick, or the three-year old when she's wet the bed, or the five-year old when she's had a bad dream."
5. You find yourself wanting to keep the house cleaner than you did before you were a mom, but it an unattainable dream now because even if you get it spotless, the children can destroy it in literally mere minutes.
6. Multitasking tasks on a new meaning; you find yourself doing so many things at once that you often forget why you walked into a room, opened a drawer, or got in the car.
7. You hide when you eat something that you don't want to share with the kids, i.e. Betty Crocker Warm Delights, Dove Chocolate, etc...
To be continued....
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2 comments:
Amen! I've been doing a lot of holding the crying baby to wipe toddlers bottom this week!
Oh so true...and funny!!
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